Announcing Fail at Yankees Game

Daily

Sometimes, I have to wake up before the sun has come up. My eyes are half-closed and I’m feeling around my room to find the door. I’m certainly not awake or functioning, so how could I be expected to make any decisions (important or not)? That’s right - I can’t be. Therefore, when I comes to dressing myself, I must have a “go-to” outfit that I know looks good and that is “easy, breezy, beautiful” (to quote Cover girl...can’t believe that I just typed that) without the danger of looking the way I feel (just rolled out of bed).

Here it is:

It’s pretty simple - Black H&M jeans, some shirt that I found on sale at Urban Outfitters several years ago, and my beat-up shoes that look as if they’ve been through Vietnam.  I cannot forget my favorite sunglasses (origin unknown as they were being thrown out by my mother and I saved them from the trash) and my everyday scent, CK One. It’s such a lovely scent mostly because its feel changes quite drastically depending on the wearer. Also, it's unisex. I don’t know why I like that fact, I just find it interesting and it complements my androgynous tendencies. 

Six-year-old boots

As for my hair and skin, if you are at all curious, I don’t do much of anything. I like to wash my hair the night before and it just dries in its haphazard way. I use Suave shampoo because it’s cheap and it works fine on my crazy curls. I do wash my face with cleanser twice a day and moisturize...even when I’m not functioning in the morning. Sometimes I wear make-up (not those mornings, though) which just means a small amount of eye-liner and mascara, or a little lip-color but NEVER both. I'm not quite sure who would be interested in this vague description of my primping but if anyone is interested, don't hesitate to comment and ask.